Saturday, July 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Look what Santa brought for me... What do you mean it's for my two-legged little sister?? Bah Humbug.



Do you like the cookie I made? I don't understand why mom got so upset when I jumped right into it.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Flashback

I don't think I ever shared this link on Bing's blog. But, he is famous on the website of the lady who bred him. Here's Bing before he came home getting some loving. I knew it was him when I saw the picture because of the black spots on the underside of his back foot.

http://www.bigmeow.net/aboutus.html

Monday, August 25, 2008

Time for Your Close-ups Bing

Just a couple pics of lazy Bing today.







Wednesday, July 23, 2008

They MUST be talking about Bing!



How to Prepare for a New Cat



1. Take cold chicken and stars soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in the dark with your socks on.



2. Set up a mouse trap at the foot of the bed each night so that if you move a toe one inch while you are sleeping, you are sure to get snapped.



3. Cover all your best suits with cat hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use dark hair. Also, float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.



4. Put everything cat-toy sized into a water bowl to marinate.



5. Practice cutting your chicken into teeny tiny bites so that when they steal, it won't be the whole breast.



6. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, and scatter clothing all over the floor.



7. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the cat will drag it anyway (especially when you have company).



8. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the t.v. shouting "No! No! Don't chew on the electric cord!" Miss the end of the program.



9. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the corner of the living room in the morning and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.



10. Gouge the surface of the dining room table several times with an exacto knife. It's going to get scratched anyway.



11. Practice searching every closet and open cabinet door before you shut it.



12. Knock all small items off your kitchen counter.



13. Chew the eraser off every pencil in the house.



14. Take a fork and shred the roll of toliet paper while it's still hanging up. Pull a few sheets off and scatter them around the bathroom.



15. Take a staple remover and punch two holes in every scrap of paper around the house.



16. Get a litter tray without a lid and mix in some tootsie rolls with cat litter and then tip it over right before the company comes. Make sure your guests get to find this before you do.



17. Buy a mixed bag of cat toys and stuff them under the refrigerator. Practice getting up at 2AM and fishing them out with a ruler or broom stick.



18. Take a warm cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your new cat falls asleep on your lap.